A surface for the work behind the objects — the materials we test, the bodies we research, the routines we refuse to oversell. Nothing here is marketing copy dressed as research. Methodology and counter-evidence published alongside the conclusions.
All silicone is platinum-cured, body-safe, phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free. Non-silicone components are tested against EU REACH Annex XVII migration limits and 21 CFR 177.2600 (food-contact silicone). We don't claim FDA approval — we claim transparent testing against published thresholds.
What we refuse to use: jelly TPE/TPR, porous PVC, anything with phthalates, anything that can't be sterilized between owners. The cost difference is real — and is the reason our floor price is higher than the average shelf product. We accept the trade.
In Q1 2026 we surveyed 1,240 readers about finish, packaging, shelf-comfort, and what people actually keep out vs. hide. Methodology + 8 figures + open dataset published alongside the white paper. We will keep republishing as the cohort grows.
Top finding: 74% of respondents rated "object I'm willing to leave on the nightstand" higher than "feature count." This is the trade we design around. Read the white paper →
Care guidelines are conservative on purpose: lukewarm water, mild soap, air dry, never alcohol on silicone. Charge once a fortnight whether used or not — silicone is patient, lithium is not.
Storage: open shelf, soft pouch, away from direct heat. The objects are designed to be visible. Hiding them defeats the brand thesis.